Do You Think It Smells Like "Updog" in Here?

You may be wondering..."What is Updog?" My answer to you is "I'm fine thanks, how are you?"
FUNNY "UPDOG" CLIP HERE

Today at work I had the pleasure of asking almost everyone this question but it ranged from all sorts of questions like:

• Does produce sell "the matter"?
• Do you carrying "wrong"?
• Ohhh man it smells like "your name"!

Unfortunately I only seemed to trick two people...Theresa and Andrea. Holly already heard that joke before and everyone else just seemed to go along with it.

I had a debate at work today because I was facing aisle 2 and I came to the pet food and I saw some cat food. I looked closely at the container because there was a white cat on the package. See below...

Now I ask this question to everyone else... DO YOU THINK THIS CAT IS REAL OR FAKE?
Please vote now.

MINI BLOG: Do I look JAPANESE to you woman?

So yesterday, I was working in grocery, facing aisle 5 when all of a sudden....
"Excuse me?"
"Yes..."
"Hi, I was wondering if you knew if you sold this Japanese sweet drink called Misihulow"
"Uhhhhh. Do I look Japanese to you woman?"
"Well I just thought-"
"Let me explain to you something: \ / <--- CHINESE EYES / \ <--- JAPANESE EYES

One thing that I hate is when people assume someone is Chinese. Like in this clip HERE. It is exactly what everyone assumes. An Asian is always Chinese.....WRONG!

Unfortunately I was sad to hear Vince Li was Chinese even though I assumed he was some other type of Asian.

Never Text in the Middle of a Movie at the Theater...

On Monday, the civic holiday, Theresa, Alyssa, Richard and I went to see the Batman movie. I'm not going to give a long review, but I do have to say it was rather good but I also think it was way too long. Also good advice for others... Never ever start texting someone in the theater because the people beside you find it annoying. THERESA! I thought that the movie was over and they turned on the lights THATS HOW BRIGHT IT WAS! Richard commented that during the scene when they break the batman signal light, he was wondering why the light was still on but then realized that it was Theresa's phone!

Today is Wednesday, August 6th, and as you may know, every Wednesday is Lotto Wednesday. This means Theresa and I buy a scratch ticket. Today I decided to go back to my lucky Deal or No Deal and Theresa did her usual Bingo. Fatima came to visit us, and it was nice to catch up with her.
It turned out that today was my lucky day! I won $15 on that ticket! When Theresa finished scratching she saw that she lost. I gave her my lucky quarter (to pay her back) and she realized she forgot to scratch the Bonus game on the Bingo. With the luck from my quarter, She won $9 FRICKEN BUCKS! Seriously.....who wins on those bonus games. NO ONE! This has to be the first time in recorded history!

Larissa left early this morning for BC with her family. They arrived safely in BC at 2:30ish EST. So around 11:15 there. She is staying with her family and has already been to the beach. Very hot there!

Hopefully going camping with my cousin Aug 17- 20. Good ole fishing trip in Goderich Ontario!

Lastly, I'm sad to inform you all that Chad the Rat has passed away. Police stated earlier today that the compactor was emptied earlier this week and a man named Vince Li came and stabbed Chad 50-60 times, cut off his head and consumed some flesh of Chad. Later police noted 3 body parts were found in Vince's pockets - Ear, Tail and Nose.


That's all folks....
PS: I think I might make a movie trailer entitled " THE GREYHOUND KILLER "

Can I ask you a question? - You just did!

Welcome once again to another post on your favourite blog. Alot has happened since the posting of my first podcast. I've heard all kinds of reviews from you and they are all appreciated. Except for Christina's..

Lotto Wednesday Update
So Wednesday night I worked, but Theresa didn't. So We had postponed lotto Wednesday for Saturday. So Saturday came along and we scratched together. I picked my regular Deal or No Deal and Theresa picked her Bingo. For some reason she finds those to be luckier. Unfortunately Theresa lost, but I WON $5.00. I even got TK to do her lucky wave on the cards before hand. So when I cashed it, I decided to go for the $3.00 6/49 with Encore. Why not? It is a $36 Million jackpot! Bad news: I lost on the 6/49 but the Good news is the jackpot is now like $48 Million! We also scratched on Sunday, and we both lost on our crosswords.

Weekend Work Drama Update
Today at work John bought us all coffees from Tim Hortons! Very nice of him. Pockets (Mark) continued to slow me down in my work so I would have to stay later. He did his routine of moving my bread around, pull all of the sticker rolls on the ground, locking me in the freezer and eating all of my cookies. I got him back on Sunday and made up a fake list fo things to do and he actually did it. Sucker.....

My Family Rant
I went to my aunt's house for a lovely turkey dinner tonight........I COULD HAVE DIED! They always invite us over for dinner, but tonights occasion was the celebrating of their new $10,000 hot tub. Like how much debt could they be in now? So when we get there, we didn't realize they invited all of their friends. So it is very awkward to be in a house sitting in the family room by yourself cause you know no one. My cousin was with her secretly 30 year old boyfriend having sex in the hot tub (which tech parents haven't even used yet) and the parents are all talking about sports, electronics, woodworking etc. So we finally finish eating at 9:00PM and at around 9:30 all of my cousin friends came over to use the hot tub. First of all... How rude.....Second of all....The people who paid for the hot tub haven't even had a chance to sit in it yet.

The Girlfriend
Larissa and her family are going to BC for a few weeks. This will be the longest I've been away from her. So I'm spending as much time as I can before she leaves on Wednesday. I don't know if I'll survive. Had a couple fires with her recently and I got bit all over my body from the damn mosquitoes!

For Richard....
Noooooooooooooooooooooo (Chinese Accent)

Interesting Fact
I figured out my real Chinese name that my Gramma named em when I was born. It is said as "Hong Way" which in Chinese means "Everyone is happy". For all the Chinese speaking I do, it is pretty sad how I just figured out my Chinese name. So from now on, call me Hong Way Lee.

Another Rant
This week I found alot of customers saying, "Can I ask you a question?" and yes I am one of those people that find it really annoying. They should honestly say, "Can I ask you two questions?" or just ask the question instead. Honestly, about 20 people this week said that to me and I was -----> this close <---------- to saying "You Just DID!"


Anyways I think thats about it. I can't think anymore and I'm really tired. Until next time, have a good Civic holiday!

BYE BYE!